MILFs: Monsters I'd Love to Fuck

MILFs was created in March 2023 by a few weirdos in Toledo, OH.  It was inspired by a similar game that some weirdos in Worcester, MA made called “Fuckable Bugs”.  We started playing it with our handwritten deck of cards, and it was a hit.  As people wrote new cards and developed new variations on the game within our friend group, a small group of us decided to refine the game and bring it to the world! 

The Basics

MILFs is a card game where you draft cards to create fuckable monsters.  It's an easy-to-learn, creative party game that can accommodate 3-10 players and takes 10-30 minutes.  Needless to say, MILFs is a game for adults, and includes sexual themes, references to violence, and some foul language.

How do you play?

MILFs is a drafting game.  Each player takes a hand of 5 cards, selects one they want to keep, and passes on the rest.  Then they select another card from the hand they just received and passes on the rest of those, and so on.  When all the cards have been selected, each player selects the 3 cards they want to use to make their monster.  Then they pass those 3 cards to the player on their left, who draws the monster and passes back both the cards and their drawing.  Then everybody shows off their fuckable monsters and you vote on a winner!

There are several variations to the game that are described in the full rules set, and lots of different house rules that we've tried. And we've added many new cards over the months too. We hope you do the same and enjoy the game as we have.

Download the rules and cards, and try it out with friends!